NOCTURNUS - ETHEREAL TOMB - NECROPOLIS
I knew there was a reason these dudes broke up ten years ago. And no, it had nothing to do with selling many albums. More like, these guys are garbage. They were garbage ten years ago and ten years later they are still garbage. What more is there to say about an album which begins with a riff so weak it makes me want to lambada, and so much wimpy keyboard-worship that for a moment there I thought Kiss FM was on playing Britney Spears? Oh, and there is the occasional attack of the completely-out-of-context-guitar, which makes an appearance every 26.7 seconds on the dot with a solo for no apparent reason before taking leave again. You really don't want me to comment on the snare sound now, do you? - Ali "The Metallian"