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Reviews VIM PATIOR - MAGNI NOMINIS UMBRA - BLACKEND
Mama Vim Patior: Dinner is ready! Be a good boy and shut the TV off.
Vim Patior: But mom, Emperor is on M (oney) TV... they look so cool.
Mama Vim Patior: Come eat your greens before I spank you.
Vim Patior: I want to start a band like Emperor so I can finally get a girlfriend. All the girls at school watch eMpty TV and love Aqua, Emperor and Spice Girls.
Mama Vim Patior: But you know nothing about music.
Vim Patior: But I don't need to. We'll get a drum machine and I'll haul the little keyboard grandpa gave me for my fifth birthday from the closet. I will copy the same music as Emperor and also colour my face like Kiss. Hey mom, like this cool video I will also put astral pictures on our CD. I will finally be 'in' at school.
Mama Vim Patior: That's good, son. Now why don't you run off and wash your hands? Dinner is getting cold. - Ali "The Metallian"
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